xoxoxo
jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

missasskickin:


sher-vasshappenin:

containcocaine:

she-wantedthew0rld:

malgasm:

this is perfect

this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read

this made me cry…

I couldn’t not reblog this.

Beautiful words and questions are beautiful. These are the important questions of life that can truly capture the essence of who someone is

missasskickin:

sher-vasshappenin:

containcocaine:

she-wantedthew0rld:

malgasm:

this is perfect

this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read

this made me cry…

I couldn’t not reblog this.

Beautiful words and questions are beautiful. These are the important questions of life that can truly capture the essence of who someone is

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes